Should I Bring My Kids to Deadpool?

No!

Why?

Because Rated R means this:

Not good enough? How about this?

"But my kids want to see a SUPERHERO movie!"

Then I guess it's lucky for you that Batman vs. Superman comes out March 25th!

Listen to me carefully, because I feel like you're still not listening: Deadpool is NOT a Superhero.

Let me repeat this in case you aren't hearing me.

DEADPOOL IS NOT A SUPERHERO.

DEADPOOL IS NOT A SUPERHERO.

DEADPOOL IS NOT A SUPERHERO.

DEADPOOL IS NOT A SUPERHERO.

Deadpool is a MERCENARY. 

Deadpool is a MURDERER.

There is SEX in this movie. 

There is NUDITY in this movie. 

There is extreme GORE and VIOLENCE in this movie.

Just like in every single Deadpool comic book EVER.

Deadpool has NEVER been a children's comic book, and Deadpool is not and will never be  a children's movie. If your kids have been reading Deadpool comics then you need to pay more attention to what your kids are reading. If your kids are pretending to be Deadpool they might kill you while you sleep.

So, on that note....

Have a nice day.
(And be a decent fucking parent. Don't bring your fucking kids to see Deadpool.)